My hair

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Gather around everyone for i'm about to tell a great tale, of how a great man cut his hair.
Many years ago, in a strange country far away, there lived a amazing man, later to move nations. His name was Nathan the Amazing, now he was only taught in foreign countries and he had to get taught in his home land in the language of English. And to get the knowledge he sought after, he had to do something no one had ever had to do. He had to give up his hair, which was a gift to him by two fairies, with great taste, the lady's of the land loved the hair. But Nathan the Amazing was determined so he traveled to a far away place in low town ( downtown), there is no place on todays map with that name. He went to a special place where there were witches, now these were special witches,, with powers of style. He went to the all powerful witch Nicole. In her store he met all the other witches. Nathan the Amazing's description of this place was AMERICAN, we do not know what that word mean's, but he go's on to say that everyone was talking to him most unlike the place he lived before Czech rep. [C-zek rap]. As they cut his amazing hair he was sad and excited. They went through a cut then dye. Liking this new look he goes back to his house, on the way getting a GRANDE frappe. We dont know what GRANDE mean's we also do not know what the place he went is, in the paper's writing about his past he calls it STARBUCKS. All ended well for this hero, but the story is not over, it is just starting.
Until next time young student's.